1. Get clothes airer from storage. <Regards damp clothing hanging everywhere with dismay>
2. Save all 50 cent pieces for dryer. One is not enough.
3. In the event you are unable to find more than one 50 cent piece ask someone for change, you stupid woman. What is the worst that can happen, really.
4. When looking for an apartment, do not even consider somewhere without a washer/dryer. You are too old to fart about all morning in a launderette. Even if it is called Pouss-Mouss.
My room now smells of clean clothes and slightly bad shower. Mmm.