Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Laundry Notes

1. Get clothes airer from storage.  <Regards damp clothing hanging everywhere with dismay>

2. Save all 50 cent pieces for dryer.  One is not enough.

3. In the event you are unable to find more than one 50 cent piece ask someone for change, you stupid woman.  What is the worst that can happen, really.

4. When looking for an apartment, do not even consider somewhere without a washer/dryer.  You are too old to fart about all morning in a launderette.  Even if it is called Pouss-Mouss.

My room now smells of clean clothes and slightly bad shower.  Mmm.


  1. Excusez moi, coulda moi havea *wave 50 cents in their face*. This would be me. If ya better than that go for it!

  2. I know a bit more than that. I'm just a big wussy coward.

  3. Actually you can skip using the dryer - which is highly environmentally UNFRIENDLY anyway and get your wet clothes at home and let them dry on their own! Not only you do good to the planet, but your house will smell lovely for days ;)

    1. Thank you for the helpful suggestion. "Home" is currently a room that measures about 12ft by 12ft and my clothes airer is in a box some miles away. And yes, I know that dryers are not friendly.