2. Red silk parasol. Oh it was a lovely idea. But -
a) I would look a tosser, and
b) I don't even go out when it's sunny
3. All but the least skanky pillow. Pillows are foul. I'm sure you can hear things in them.
4. That old blanket with a hole in it. I'm sure it had some sentimental value but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.
4. Cuprinol woodstain for the outdoor furniture. Yeah, that was never going to happen was it?
5. Various half-used tins of paint. Don't tell the council. Rubbish collection day may resemble a Jackson Pollock when they sling the bag in the truck.
I can't possibly comment on every single post cos that would probably drive you mad - but I started from the beginning and have got this far in one go and have laughed and laughed for a hundred different reasons - but mainly for how you express yourself. You are a genius - snot-filled fucking genius. Can't stop - more reading to do.
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haha thanks - I'm relatively snot-free at the moment, thank goodness. Probably covered in banana though.
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