Saturday, 26 November 2011

Five Things I Will Not Miss About Living In This Flat

  1. Next door's dog barking constantly between 1am and 3am.
  2. Next door drilling the wall at 1am and ooh then at 8.30am.
  3. The fact that every winter I get an indoor cough that lasts till spring.
  4. The 95ft "garden" full of brambles and fox shit.
  5. The fact that in winter my bedroom does not get above 10 degrees centigrade.

Sorry, had bad night, due to 1 and 2.


  1. Is fox hunting illegal in urban areas? These foxes are getting too cheeky and need to be taught a lesson.

  2. The foxes I might just get away with; taking out my neighbour and his dog might possibly carry a penalty.